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Červenec 2008

Jen jim to dáme sežrat

25. července 2008 v 10:23 →Blbinky

Holky do toho!!!

Kluk:Ja tahle židle volná?
Holka:Je, a ta moje bude taky,jestli si přisedneš.

Kluk:Vidět tě nahou,umřu štěstím!
Holka:Vidět tě nahého,umřu smíchy.

Kluk:My jsme přece v baru za stejným účelem!
Holka:Jasně,jdeme sbalit nějaké roštěnky!

Kluk:Neviděli jsme se už někde?
Holka:Je to možný,dělám recepční na klinice pohlavích chorob!

Kluk:Pojedeme k tobě nebo ke mně?
Holka:Oboje:každý k sobě!

Kluk:My jsme se už někde viděli?
Holka:Jasně,proto už tam nechodím

Kluk:Pro tebe půjdu až na kraj světa.
Holka:A můžu tam do tebe strčit?nebo víš co rovnou tam zustaň!!

Vtipné citáty 2

25. července 2008 v 10:17 →Citáty
Kdo pije umře, kdo nepije umře ještě dřív, protože ten co pije ho přejede.

Nenávidím x Miluju

24. července 2008 v 19:00 →Láska
NENÁVIDÍM TEBE-po kterém se mi stýská
NENÁVIDÍM TVÉ DOTEKY-po kterých toužím
NENÁVIDÍM TVÉ POHLEDY-po kterých nemůžu spát
NENÁVIDÍM CHVÍLE S TEBOU-které jsou tak smutně krátké
NENÁVIDÍM TVÉ OBĚTÍ-v kterém se cítím tak krásně bezpečná
NENÁVIDÍM TVŮJ ÚSMĚV-který je tak sladký
NENÁVIDÍM TVOU VŮNI-která je tak podmanivá
NENÁVIDÍM TVOU RADOST-kterou mě vždy nakazíš
NENÁVIDÍM TVŮJ HLAS-který tak jemně volá mé jméno
NENÁVIDÍM TVÉ POLIBKY-kterých chci stále víc a víc
NENÁVIDÍM TVOU LÁSKU-která mi už nepatří
NENÁVIDÍM TĚ CELÉHO-protože víš,jak ráda lžu.....

Prosba

24. července 2008 v 18:13
Ahojky človíčku prosím tě hlásneš pro Ewču a Iwču →tady←
Mocinky děkujeme všem za hlásky
Kdo chce klidně mu udělám diplom jenom napiš co na něj chceš......
P.S. doufáme že si užíváte prázdniny

Aqua - Barbie girl

24. července 2008 v 13:11 →Texty písní
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Jump In...

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.

You are my doll, rock´n´roll,
feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.

You can touch, you can play,
if you say "I´m always yours"

uu-oohuh..

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me every where.
Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a a a jé!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ooo ooo
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a a a jé!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ooo ooo

Make me walk, make me talk,
do whatever you please,
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.

Come jump in, be my friend,
let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let´s go party

You can touch, you can play,
if you say: "I´m always yours"
You can touch, you can play,
if you say: "I´m always yours"

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a a a jé!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ooo ooo
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a a a jé!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ooo ooo

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a a a jé!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ooo ooo
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
a a a jé!
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
ooo ooo
Oh, I´m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.


Nightwish - Amaranth

23. července 2008 v 22:04 →Videoklipy


10 nejpoužívanějších 3D smailíků

23. července 2008 v 9:32 →Blbinky
1.Kisses
2.Tongue's Out
3.ROTFL
4.Panda
5.In The Pool
6.Big Hug
7.Weekend BBQ
8.Ninja
9.Hello
10.Belly Laugh


Nemůžeš usnout?

22. července 2008 v 11:48 →Blbinky
Nemůžeš usnout? Máme tady návod jak na to.... :D

Hodiny v našem stylu :D

22. července 2008 v 11:15 →Blbinky


Bleskovka č.4

21. července 2008 v 19:48 →Bleskovky
1.Čáááááu
2.Jak je?
3.Jsi tu poprvé?
4.Kdo to je? Nebo zjaké skupiny je?
5.Tak páááááááá měj se

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

19. července 2008 v 11:46 →Texty písní
Hey Hey You You
I don't like your girlfriend
No way No way
I think you need a new one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I know that you like me
No way No way
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know
What I can do
To make you feel alright

Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious
And hell Yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
Well that's what everyone's talking about

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your girlfriend
No way No way
I think you need a new one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I know that you like me
No way No way
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again

So come over here
and tell me what I wanna hear
Better, yeah, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name
ever again

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
Well that's what everyone's talking about

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your girlfriend
No way No way
I think you need a new one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I know that you like me
No way No way
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your girlfriend
No way No way
I think you need a new one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

(No Way)

Hey Hey You You
I know that you like me
No way No way
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your girlfriend ( No Way!)
No way No way
I think you need a new one (Hey!)
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend (No Way!)

Hey Hey You You
I know that you like me (Now Way!)
No way No way
No, it's not a secret (Hey!)
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend (No Way!)

Hey Hey

Simple Plane - Shut up

19. července 2008 v 11:43 →Texty písní
Shut up

There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you

You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me

It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right

It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down

There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do

You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not

You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face

It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down

Will never bring me down

Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down

Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down

Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down

Shut up, shut up, shut up

Simple Plane - Take my hand

19. července 2008 v 11:41 →Texty písní
Sometimes I feel like everybody's got a problem.
Sometimes I feel like nobody wants to solve them.
I know that people say we're never gonna make it.
But I know we're gonna get though this

Close your eyes and please don't let me go.
Don't let me go.
Close your eyes don't let me let you fo.
Take my hand tonight
Let's not think about tomorrow.
Take my hand tonight.
We can find some place to go.
Cause or hearts are locked forever.
And our love will never die.
Take my hand tonight one last time.

The city Sleeps and we're lost in the moment.
Another kiss as we're lying on the pavement.

If they could see us they would tell us that we're crazy.
But I know they just don't understand

Close your eyes and please don't let me go.
Don't let me go.
Close your eyes don't let me let you fo.
Take my hand tonight
Let's not think about tomorrow.
Take my hand tonight.
We can find some place to go.
Cause or hearts are locked forever.
And our love will never die.
Take my hand tonight one last time.

Close your eyes and please don't let me go.
Don't let me go.
Close your eyes don't let me let you go

Close your eyes and please don't let me go.
Don't let me go.
Close your eyes don't let me let you fo.
Take my hand tonight
Let's not think about tomorrow.
Take my hand tonight.
We can find some place to go.
Cause or hearts are locked forever.
And our love will never die.
Take my hand tonight one last time.

The rain drops, the tears keep falling.
I see your face and it keeps me going
If I get lost your light's gonna guide me.
And I know that you can take me home.

Close your eyes and please don't let me go.
Don't let me go.
Close your eyes don't let me let you fo.
Take my hand tonight
Let's not think about tomorrow.
Take my hand tonight.
We can find some place to go.
Cause or hearts are locked forever.
And our love will never die.
Take my hand tonight one last time.

Simple Plane - Untitled

19. července 2008 v 11:40 →Texty písní
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight

And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Jak na poldu

18. července 2008 v 20:29 →Blbinky

Jak na poldu

Dopravák zastaví auto, který jede ve městem 110 a povídá:
D: Dobrý den, váš řidičský průkaz!
R: To nemám, pač mi ho před chvílí sebrali, když mě chytili vožralýho..
D: Tak techničák...
R: To nemám, to auto je kradený...
D: To je kradený auto?!
R: Jo, ale moment, kouknu se do kaslíku, myslím že jsem tam něco takového viděl, když jsem tam házel tu pistoli ...
D: Jakou pistoli?
R: No, jak jsem s ni zastřelil toho řidiče, co mu patřilo to auto, jeho mrtvolu jsem strčil tady do kufru ...
Tak doprávak hned zavolá zásahovku, ta přijede, vyskáče, obklíčí auto a její šéf jde k řidiči a povídá:
S: Řidičák!
R: Tady prosím...
S: Techničák!
R: Tady...
S: Můžu kouknout do přihrádky?
R: Jasně... (samozřejmě žádná pistole)
S: A do kufru?
R: Jasně... (samozřejmě žádná mrtvola)
S: Tak teď jsem trochu zmatený, tady kolega mne zavolal, že jedete vožralej, úplně bez papírů, v kradeným autě, ozbrojenej a s mrtvolou v kufru ...
R: To snad ne...a vsadím se, že bude ještě tvrdit, že jsem jel po městě příliš rychle!

Ztraceni

18. července 2008 v 20:13 →Celebrity
Evangeline Lily je Kate Austen↓↓
Josh Holloway je Sawyer Ford↓↓
Matthew Fox je Jack Shephard↓↓
Daniel Dae Kim je Jin-Soo Kwon↓↓
Yujin Kim je Sun-Hva Kwon↓↓
Emilie de Ravin je Claire Littleton↓↓
Naveen Andrews je Sayid Jarrah↓↓
Jorge Garcia je Hurley Reyes↓↓
Terry O'Quinn je John Locke↓↓
Harold Perrineau je Michael Dawson↓↓
Dominic Monaghan je Charlie Pace↓↓
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje je Pan Eko↓↓

Chceš mít krásné vlasy?

18. července 2008 v 18:35 →Kosmetika
Nedělej zbytečné chyby!!
1. Vlasy po umytí nenechávej zabalené v ručníku, nedělá jim to dobře.
2. Špatně vymytý šampon může způsobit tvorbu lupů.
3. Špatně vymytý kondicionér zase vlasy mastí.
4. Používáš často žehličku, nebo kulmu na vlasy? Nejdřív vlasy ošetři sérem, které je chrání předponičením.
5. Nerozčesávej nalakované nebo nagelované vlasy před umytím, předejdeš tak jejich zbytečnému lámání.
M kadeřnictví - účesy, střihy, fotogalerieM kadeřnictví - účesy, střihy, fotogalerie

Jak zahnat nudu??

18. července 2008 v 18:21 →Blbinky
1)Spánek
Možná ti to připadá divný, ale tohle pomáhá. Když se fakt hodně nudíš, tak si prostě lehni a spi. Uvidíš, že budeš mít aspoň na 2 hodiny o zábavu postaráno :-) A možná se ti bude zdát super sen!
2)Bláznivý nápad